Top Ten Reasons to Play Tennis at The Emerald

10.  Empress Pat is a nurse (in case you fall down while warming up).
9.    Even if your game doesn't improve, your morale will.
8.    The net on Court 1 is so low, you can hardly miss.
7.    Reliable pet care advice.
6.    Your match will never, ever, ever, ever get rained out.
5.    Convenient to Harris Teeter AND Pinecone Perennials.
4.    You can play year-round, if you have gloves and a tank top.
3.    Tennis balls seem to multiply there (ask Empress Gail).
2.    Parties.
And the #1 reason to play tennis at The Emerald is:

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